Desmond the Moon Bear

Hey Y'all! (The possum. If you understand, you're probably laughing. If you don't, I'm sorry. I'll try to be more inclusive.)

Anyhow! Earlier this week, I was doing...guess...HOMEWORK! Yay. So. Incredibly. Exciting. (That was sarcasm.)

So there I was, doing homework, all sad and down. Like literally, I was lying on the ground. Actually, I can't remember if I was or not. I just thought that was funny.

And then I thought, why is homework so depressing?

So here's the answer to the question you've probably been asking your entire life:

I Wanted a Pink Ferrari but I Only Got a Blue One

So, I was at my friend's house the other day. Great start to the post, right? You're thinking, Well, this is going to be interesting. Or maybe you're thinking, Wait, she has friends? In which case GO AWAY!!