Cold Vitamins

So the other day (well actually it was today) I was bored and on my computer, right? (I'll save the whole ohmygosh it's so stupid there's nothing to do on these computers except repeatedly check your email and your grades and pretend like you're organizing your desktop or doing something while everyone around actually is doing something and you're just like help! talk til later.) So I was all like, 'OMG! I could like totes check my email!' so I log into my email and it's like, you have a new unread message! And I was like 'YAY OMG YESYESYES SOMEONE SENT ME AN EMAIL I'M POPULAR!'

And then I looked at the email.

And it was from Canvas.

Canvas.

Not even an announcement or message, just a daily update thing.

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The Hulk and Ella of Frell

Hey guys, apology time. What's it been, like three weeks? I suppose I can write that off as break and that's the reason I didn't post, but that's still uncool. Lately I've also noticed that my posts are a lot longer than other people's...haha...um...awkward pause.... But don't worry, I'll tone it down a bit so you don't get overwhelmingly bored. Sound like a plan, Stan?

So anyway, on to more positive things. Like...Sundance! That's positive, right?

Desmond the Moon Bear

Hey Y'all! (The possum. If you understand, you're probably laughing. If you don't, I'm sorry. I'll try to be more inclusive.)

Anyhow! Earlier this week, I was doing...guess...HOMEWORK! Yay. So. Incredibly. Exciting. (That was sarcasm.)

So there I was, doing homework, all sad and down. Like literally, I was lying on the ground. Actually, I can't remember if I was or not. I just thought that was funny.

And then I thought, why is homework so depressing?

So here's the answer to the question you've probably been asking your entire life:

I Wanted a Pink Ferrari but I Only Got a Blue One

So, I was at my friend's house the other day. Great start to the post, right? You're thinking, Well, this is going to be interesting. Or maybe you're thinking, Wait, she has friends? In which case GO AWAY!!