Bagels Con Gelato

Okay, we're going to have a moment of sadness.

*Bow heads in silence*

*You catch on and bow your head but look around awkwardly like what's going on*

You (whisper): Why are we doing this?

Me: SHHH

*Moment continues*

Me: Moment over.

You: So why--

Me: I'M GETTING TO THAT!

Trapping Nostalgic Pistachios

Asparagus is really not my favorite food. 

I'd probably have to go with something more along the lines of ice cream. Yeah, that sounds pretty good right now. But as long as it's not asparagus flavored. You laugh, but they've got PISTACHIO flavored ice cream now.

Livers Up a Tree

Okay, let's play pretend for a second.

Me: So, yeah, last night I was listening to One Direction.

You: Were you Up All Night?

HAHAHAHAHA GETTIT?

If you have self respect, you probably don't know this, but one of One Direction's albums is called Up All Night.

I will now allow you a moment to laugh.

*moment*

Ponies and Chickens and Weasels (Oh Dear)

Guess what joke Ashley told to me today.

No, don't facepalm just yet, please. Give it a chance.

Okay, ready?

Why do white girls only go out in odd groups?

Because they just CAN'T EVEN!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Okay now you can facepalm. If you're a hater of laughter and awesomeness and funny jokes and stuff.

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Blinking Scissors

OMYGOSH OMYGOSH OMYGOSH OMYGOSH GUESS WHAT!!!

IT'S BREAK!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'M SORRY I'M STILL IN SHIFT BUT I AM FREAKING OUT SO ROYALLY RIGHT NOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I AM SO HAPPY!!!

Haha, whoops. I just realized that the caps lock button was on that whole time and the whole time I was pressing shift... #swag.

But seriously, I am beyond happy. Anyone who goes to our school is most likely beyond happy. It's been so long and so school and so homework and so blech.

But now we don't have school for a week!

Hello, television and sleep!

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This is gonna be me allll week long.

MaithiWhatFace?

HEYO. How are your lives going? Great. I hope you're all having a Fabutastic Friday. I'm gonna make that a hashtag.

And then I'll post it on InstaFaceSpace.

Flynn Riding Horses

I have a bone to pick with society. We all know those tests where they're all like, 'Make sure you use a number 2 pencil!' and we're all like 'Okay! We'll do that! Number 2 pencil it is!' But we don't really check our pencils because if they're orange or yellow we know that they're probably number 2 pencils. I mean, how many of us have actually seen a number one or a number two and a half or a number three pencil? It's kind of ridiculous. Except that apparently someone decided it's not, and they made a number three pencil, and somehow put it in my laptop case, and I took an entire bio test (FORTY FIVE STUPID QUESTIONS) with A NUMBER THREE PENCIL! HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? I had to re-bubble in the WHOLE STUPID THING!

See, this was supposed to be a picture of a number 3 pencil with the caption like 'WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE THESE' but I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A PICTURE OF A NUMBER 3 PENCIL ON GOOGLE! THAT IS HOW RIDICULOUS THIS IS! (Image Courtesy of Forbes)

Cold Vitamins

So the other day (well actually it was today) I was bored and on my computer, right? (I'll save the whole ohmygosh it's so stupid there's nothing to do on these computers except repeatedly check your email and your grades and pretend like you're organizing your desktop or doing something while everyone around actually is doing something and you're just like help! talk til later.) So I was all like, 'OMG! I could like totes check my email!' so I log into my email and it's like, you have a new unread message! And I was like 'YAY OMG YESYESYES SOMEONE SENT ME AN EMAIL I'M POPULAR!'

And then I looked at the email.

And it was from Canvas.

Canvas.

Not even an announcement or message, just a daily update thing.

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The Final Sweater Vest

What if knit was the past tense of knot? IS ANYONE ELSE CONFUSED? Because you say I knotted my shoes or whatever, but then like I knit the the sweater ((k)not that you knot a sweater, but they're pretty much the same word) but didn't like knit your shoelaces, you knotted them.... but you can knit your eyebrows together and it's present tense! What the heck is up with English? No me gusta. Espanol es mas mejor. De todo. Si, mucho.

Bassoons in Db Minor

Okay. Get ready. Brace yourself. Here comes the most epic blog post you've ever seen.

BAM!

So it's basically a continuation of last week, but ten times epic-er. Get ready, band geeks. Your prayers are being answered. (Sorry non-band geeks. Yours are still on file.)

Carry On My Jungle Beast Pirate

HEY GUYS, oh, accidental caps lock, but it actually kinda worked. I'm in math class right now. Well, I probably won't be when I post this, but that's beside the point. Ashley just ninja shot a ruler across the room.

Well that was random. Anywho, I've now decided to post about something that's a huge part of my life, but for whatever reason I haven't posted about yet. Music!

Sorry if you're not a band geek, this post might not be super interesting to you. On the other hand, you'll get to witness our awesomeness and be jealous. Bwahaha!

This is for all my fellow band geeks.

Hovercraft InTraffic City

Hello people of the inter webs! Sorry, this one's going to be short and sweet (like Strawberry Shortcake)(if you click on the link you'll see what I did there, it was pretty beast) because I'm crunched for time and...yeah.

So, to get right to the point. Lately, I've been down to Salt Lake City wayyyy too often, and I'd like to shed a little light on the pros (but mostly cons) of that place.

The Hulk and Ella of Frell

Hey guys, apology time. What's it been, like three weeks? I suppose I can write that off as break and that's the reason I didn't post, but that's still uncool. Lately I've also noticed that my posts are a lot longer than other people's...haha...um...awkward pause.... But don't worry, I'll tone it down a bit so you don't get overwhelmingly bored. Sound like a plan, Stan?

So anyway, on to more positive things. Like...Sundance! That's positive, right?

Antonio and Albert Take Down Dissection!

I had a dream last night that today in Biology we were going to dissect a frog.