Flynn Riding Horses

I have a bone to pick with society. We all know those tests where they're all like, 'Make sure you use a number 2 pencil!' and we're all like 'Okay! We'll do that! Number 2 pencil it is!' But we don't really check our pencils because if they're orange or yellow we know that they're probably number 2 pencils. I mean, how many of us have actually seen a number one or a number two and a half or a number three pencil? It's kind of ridiculous. Except that apparently someone decided it's not, and they made a number three pencil, and somehow put it in my laptop case, and I took an entire bio test (FORTY FIVE STUPID QUESTIONS) with A NUMBER THREE PENCIL! HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? I had to re-bubble in the WHOLE STUPID THING!

See, this was supposed to be a picture of a number 3 pencil with the caption like 'WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE THESE' but I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A PICTURE OF A NUMBER 3 PENCIL ON GOOGLE! THAT IS HOW RIDICULOUS THIS IS! (Image Courtesy of Forbes)

Cold Vitamins

So the other day (well actually it was today) I was bored and on my computer, right? (I'll save the whole ohmygosh it's so stupid there's nothing to do on these computers except repeatedly check your email and your grades and pretend like you're organizing your desktop or doing something while everyone around actually is doing something and you're just like help! talk til later.) So I was all like, 'OMG! I could like totes check my email!' so I log into my email and it's like, you have a new unread message! And I was like 'YAY OMG YESYESYES SOMEONE SENT ME AN EMAIL I'M POPULAR!'

And then I looked at the email.

And it was from Canvas.

Canvas.

Not even an announcement or message, just a daily update thing.

Image Courtesy of Adventure Time Wikia

The Final Sweater Vest

What if knit was the past tense of knot? IS ANYONE ELSE CONFUSED? Because you say I knotted my shoes or whatever, but then like I knit the the sweater ((k)not that you knot a sweater, but they're pretty much the same word) but didn't like knit your shoelaces, you knotted them.... but you can knit your eyebrows together and it's present tense! What the heck is up with English? No me gusta. Espanol es mas mejor. De todo. Si, mucho.