Trick-or-Ninja?

Here is a haiku.

I am a ninja.
AY AY AY AY AY AY AY.
I am a ninja.

Burnt Microwave Popcorn

Hola amigos! That's right, I take spanish. #SWAG. Just kidding. I don't do swag.

SWAG

The Worst Blog There Ever Did Was

Hello all you people out there who have had the misfortune of reading my blog! Just kidding. This will probably change your life. After reading it you'll understand yourself and the world, you'll be content with the way things are, and you'll have a greater understanding and gratitude for life. (In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit sarcastic. Sadly, most of it gets lost through text. If I say, "Because almonds are just like the best food ever!", I'm probably kidding.)