A HAPPY Snowman!

I just found out that Bella from Twilight's last name is Swan. I've never particularly liked Twilight, but I wasn't like one of those all-out haters who went to all the movies dressed as Harry Potter characters (but that sounds SO funny and awesome and I so wish I had done that). But seriously? Bella Swan? That's just making it worse for yourself, Bella.

Desmond the Moon Bear

Hey Y'all! (The possum. If you understand, you're probably laughing. If you don't, I'm sorry. I'll try to be more inclusive.)

Anyhow! Earlier this week, I was doing...guess...HOMEWORK! Yay. So. Incredibly. Exciting. (That was sarcasm.)

So there I was, doing homework, all sad and down. Like literally, I was lying on the ground. Actually, I can't remember if I was or not. I just thought that was funny.

And then I thought, why is homework so depressing?

So here's the answer to the question you've probably been asking your entire life:

I Wanted a Pink Ferrari but I Only Got a Blue One

So, I was at my friend's house the other day. Great start to the post, right? You're thinking, Well, this is going to be interesting. Or maybe you're thinking, Wait, she has friends? In which case GO AWAY!!

Trick-or-Ninja?

Here is a haiku.

I am a ninja.
AY AY AY AY AY AY AY.
I am a ninja.

Burnt Microwave Popcorn

Hola amigos! That's right, I take spanish. #SWAG. Just kidding. I don't do swag.

SWAG

The Worst Blog There Ever Did Was

Hello all you people out there who have had the misfortune of reading my blog! Just kidding. This will probably change your life. After reading it you'll understand yourself and the world, you'll be content with the way things are, and you'll have a greater understanding and gratitude for life. (In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit sarcastic. Sadly, most of it gets lost through text. If I say, "Because almonds are just like the best food ever!", I'm probably kidding.)