Bassoons in Db Minor

Okay. Get ready. Brace yourself. Here comes the most epic blog post you've ever seen.

BAM!

So it's basically a continuation of last week, but ten times epic-er. Get ready, band geeks. Your prayers are being answered. (Sorry non-band geeks. Yours are still on file.)

Carry On My Jungle Beast Pirate

HEY GUYS, oh, accidental caps lock, but it actually kinda worked. I'm in math class right now. Well, I probably won't be when I post this, but that's beside the point. Ashley just ninja shot a ruler across the room.

Well that was random. Anywho, I've now decided to post about something that's a huge part of my life, but for whatever reason I haven't posted about yet. Music!

Sorry if you're not a band geek, this post might not be super interesting to you. On the other hand, you'll get to witness our awesomeness and be jealous. Bwahaha!

This is for all my fellow band geeks.

Hovercraft InTraffic City

Hello people of the inter webs! Sorry, this one's going to be short and sweet (like Strawberry Shortcake)(if you click on the link you'll see what I did there, it was pretty beast) because I'm crunched for time and...yeah.

So, to get right to the point. Lately, I've been down to Salt Lake City wayyyy too often, and I'd like to shed a little light on the pros (but mostly cons) of that place.

The Hulk and Ella of Frell

Hey guys, apology time. What's it been, like three weeks? I suppose I can write that off as break and that's the reason I didn't post, but that's still uncool. Lately I've also noticed that my posts are a lot longer than other people's...haha...um...awkward pause.... But don't worry, I'll tone it down a bit so you don't get overwhelmingly bored. Sound like a plan, Stan?

So anyway, on to more positive things. Like...Sundance! That's positive, right?

Antonio and Albert Take Down Dissection!

I had a dream last night that today in Biology we were going to dissect a frog.

A HAPPY Snowman!

I just found out that Bella from Twilight's last name is Swan. I've never particularly liked Twilight, but I wasn't like one of those all-out haters who went to all the movies dressed as Harry Potter characters (but that sounds SO funny and awesome and I so wish I had done that). But seriously? Bella Swan? That's just making it worse for yourself, Bella.

Desmond the Moon Bear

Hey Y'all! (The possum. If you understand, you're probably laughing. If you don't, I'm sorry. I'll try to be more inclusive.)

Anyhow! Earlier this week, I was doing...guess...HOMEWORK! Yay. So. Incredibly. Exciting. (That was sarcasm.)

So there I was, doing homework, all sad and down. Like literally, I was lying on the ground. Actually, I can't remember if I was or not. I just thought that was funny.

And then I thought, why is homework so depressing?

So here's the answer to the question you've probably been asking your entire life:

I Wanted a Pink Ferrari but I Only Got a Blue One

So, I was at my friend's house the other day. Great start to the post, right? You're thinking, Well, this is going to be interesting. Or maybe you're thinking, Wait, she has friends? In which case GO AWAY!!

Trick-or-Ninja?

Here is a haiku.

I am a ninja.
AY AY AY AY AY AY AY.
I am a ninja.

Burnt Microwave Popcorn

Hola amigos! That's right, I take spanish. #SWAG. Just kidding. I don't do swag.

SWAG

The Worst Blog There Ever Did Was

Hello all you people out there who have had the misfortune of reading my blog! Just kidding. This will probably change your life. After reading it you'll understand yourself and the world, you'll be content with the way things are, and you'll have a greater understanding and gratitude for life. (In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit sarcastic. Sadly, most of it gets lost through text. If I say, "Because almonds are just like the best food ever!", I'm probably kidding.)